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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5191 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16108 comments.
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Entries posted from 01/01/03 to 01/31/03
- Smart Newspaper Design - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 01:01 PM
- Looking to take over a small country? - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 12:51 PM
- Inappropriate story graphic of the week - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 12:48 PM
- AT&T Offers Instant Messaging - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 12:38 PM
- Arial or Helvetica? - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 12:24 PM
- " I wanted to keep all the stuff we'd had sex on." - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 12:09 PM
- National Geographic does a swimsuit issue - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 10:03 AM
- Rent Chris Pirillo's Chest - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 09:38 AM
- FreeRealty project looking for developers - Posted on 01/31/03 @ 09:33 AM
- My back is messed up - Posted on 01/30/03 @ 04:02 PM
- Ruminations - Posted on 01/30/03 @ 11:57 AM
- Where the hell is my Web Site? - Posted on 01/30/03 @ 09:38 AM
- Where the hell is my Web Site? - Posted on 01/30/03 @ 09:38 AM
- Who isn't doing a nude calendar? - Posted on 01/27/03 @ 01:17 PM
- Mitnick said to be "dazed" by pop-up ad concept - Posted on 01/27/03 @ 01:10 PM
- Apparently Microsoft doesn't have enough money - Posted on 01/27/03 @ 10:16 AM
- What if Amazon was free? - Posted on 01/27/03 @ 10:06 AM
- Sportsmanship at its finest - Posted on 01/27/03 @ 09:11 AM
- First ChromaKey attempt - Posted on 01/27/03 @ 07:29 AM
- "Your guy grabbed his crank. That ain't right" - Posted on 01/26/03 @ 01:55 PM
- It's Super Bowl Sunday - Posted on 01/26/03 @ 12:57 PM
- Dave Barry has a blog! - Posted on 01/26/03 @ 12:53 PM
- Finally, a new laptop - Posted on 01/25/03 @ 11:06 AM
- If you were offline for 8 years, what would you do when you got back on? - Posted on 01/25/03 @ 10:44 AM
- Greatest Super Bowl Commercials - Posted on 01/25/03 @ 10:15 AM
- Urge Your Representative to Co-Sponsor the DMCRA - Posted on 01/25/03 @ 09:19 AM
- Friends, your sex is making me too jealous - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 03:22 PM
- Politicos say U.S. 666 hurts tourism, economic development - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 03:15 PM
- Big 'pot' stash was only hay - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 03:06 PM
- PC Crash Simulator - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 12:11 PM
- Harry Potter ecstacy pills not for kids - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 11:49 AM
- Harry Potter ecstacy pills not for kids - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 11:49 AM
- BBC graphics department looks into Linux, gives up - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 11:40 AM
- Never go to this school to learn English - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 11:34 AM
- Hillary Rosen steps down from RIAA post - Posted on 01/24/03 @ 09:56 AM
- Study: Super-Size meals cause obesity - Posted on 01/23/03 @ 05:25 PM
- Ruminations for the Day - Posted on 01/23/03 @ 02:55 PM
- Ruminations for the Day - Posted on 01/23/03 @ 02:55 PM
- Things are big in Texas - Posted on 01/23/03 @ 11:22 AM
- WinDriver Updates *might* hellp get rid of BSODs - Posted on 01/23/03 @ 11:18 AM
- If you ever need to duplicate Windows 2000 on a pile of machines... - Posted on 01/23/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Rumination for the Day - Posted on 01/21/03 @ 02:22 PM
- Sprite is Good Food - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 04:52 PM
- Wait All Day - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 04:48 PM
- New York Public Library new digital image database - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 04:42 PM
- Girls team wins all-boys hockey tourney - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 03:02 PM
- Is this blog hot or not? - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 12:37 PM
- Unlikely Slashdot Articles - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 10:41 AM
- "I know guys who haven't showered in several days ... They just don't feel the need to." - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 10:27 AM
- "I can't die, young man. It would ruin my image." - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 10:11 AM
- Man makes 24-pound hamburger - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 10:08 AM
- Want $20 from the record companies -- free? - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 09:31 AM
- Boston Globe will stop describing tank tops as "wifebeaters" - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 09:18 AM
- Cigarette Lighter for your Computer - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 09:14 AM
- Windows Tips Directory - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 09:08 AM
- Rumsfeld orders .mil Web lockdown - Posted on 01/20/03 @ 09:01 AM
- Bible college shuns 666 phone number - Posted on 01/19/03 @ 01:29 PM
- Dateline to focus on Michael Jackson's face - Posted on 01/19/03 @ 01:23 PM
- Woman hits husband with mercedes four times, tells reporters "It was an accident" - Posted on 01/19/03 @ 01:20 PM
- Lap-dancer protests new laws, says her club is "very family-oriented" - Posted on 01/19/03 @ 01:17 PM
- Simpson's renews for 16th Season - Posted on 01/18/03 @ 12:27 PM
- Girl gives frozen metal pole a lickin', her tongue keeps on stickin' - Posted on 01/18/03 @ 12:20 PM
- President Bush is a man of ideas - Posted on 01/18/03 @ 12:15 PM
- Want to compete with Blockbuster? Offer porn. - Posted on 01/18/03 @ 12:12 PM
- Central Opt-Out Database - Posted on 01/18/03 @ 10:02 AM
- The best damn freeware graphics viewer around has been updated - Posted on 01/18/03 @ 09:24 AM
- Working with monkeys is bad for the complexion - Posted on 01/17/03 @ 03:29 PM
- Another mis-fortunate banner ad - Posted on 01/17/03 @ 03:27 PM
- Ever wondered which icons were the toughest? - Posted on 01/17/03 @ 03:22 PM
- Are they fake or not? - Posted on 01/17/03 @ 03:14 PM
- PDF File != Text File - Posted on 01/17/03 @ 02:41 PM
- "You're drunk." "No, this is exercise." - Posted on 01/17/03 @ 01:35 PM
- Pete "I was only doing research" Townshend's 'net Smut Paper - Posted on 01/17/03 @ 09:40 AM
- Locals don't like porn shop's "clergy discount" sign - Posted on 01/16/03 @ 02:48 PM
- Eric Conveys an Emotion - Posted on 01/16/03 @ 02:16 PM
- 20 Best Ad Campaigns in the last 20 Years - Posted on 01/16/03 @ 02:10 PM
- 20 Best Ad Campaigns in the last 20 Years - Posted on 01/16/03 @ 02:10 PM
- The Ultimate TV Remote - Posted on 01/16/03 @ 12:48 PM
- If it will fit on a copier, someone has probably forgotten it - Posted on 01/16/03 @ 12:08 PM
- Ruminations for the Day - Posted on 01/16/03 @ 11:58 AM
- Star Wars - Take 2 - Posted on 01/15/03 @ 10:24 AM
- Chroma Key - Cheaply! - Posted on 01/15/03 @ 09:51 AM
- Really? You don't say? - Posted on 01/14/03 @ 10:54 PM
- Humor has Returned to Southwest Airlines - Posted on 01/13/03 @ 01:35 PM
- Porn stars having unprotected sex - Posted on 01/13/03 @ 01:21 PM
- "I really got tired of writing about sex" - Posted on 01/13/03 @ 12:16 PM
- Joke for the day - Posted on 01/13/03 @ 10:40 AM
- LeBron James drives Hummer, Ohio has "some concerns" - Posted on 01/13/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Looking for that gift for somebody who has everything? - Posted on 01/13/03 @ 10:08 AM
- Scripts for Sun Admins - Posted on 01/13/03 @ 09:50 AM
- RIAA Website Hacked - Posted on 01/12/03 @ 03:25 PM
- Google would be a great place to work - Posted on 01/12/03 @ 10:32 AM
- How to tie a tie - Posted on 01/12/03 @ 10:25 AM
- Don't write swear words on your speeding ticket payments - Posted on 01/12/03 @ 10:13 AM
- It was research, officer, I swear - Posted on 01/11/03 @ 12:41 PM
- Will one of the U.S. states will become a "free state"? - Posted on 01/11/03 @ 12:34 PM
- Paintball game using the Quake engine - Posted on 01/11/03 @ 12:27 PM
- Man who died was "lucky" - Posted on 01/11/03 @ 12:24 PM
- Why do people feel the need to bash and/or shoot at car windows? - Posted on 01/11/03 @ 12:13 PM
- Dad pays son's $11,040 worth of parking tickets - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 01:43 PM
- Dad pays son's $11,040 worth of parking tickets - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 01:43 PM
- Bill Gates doesn't know how to wear a watch - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 12:01 PM
- Bill Gates doesn't know how to wear a watch - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 12:01 PM
- You gotta love the irony - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 11:58 AM
- Slow versus Big news days - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 11:52 AM
- Is that a man or a woman? - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 11:42 AM
- Ultimate Search Engine Interface - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 11:35 AM
- Is it a GIF or a JPEG? - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 11:27 AM
- What is the "Universal Service Fund" on your phone bill? - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 10:57 AM
- Help pay for a girl's boob job - Posted on 01/09/03 @ 04:34 PM
- Playin' Boggle - Posted on 01/09/03 @ 01:45 PM
- Where are the US Troops in the Middle East? - Posted on 01/09/03 @ 09:20 AM
- I've never been a Mac guy... - Posted on 01/09/03 @ 09:13 AM
- Blacks/Hispanics Stopped/Searched More but Whites Get Charged More Often - Posted on 01/09/03 @ 09:08 AM
- School's Turn off Lights to Save Money - Posted on 01/09/03 @ 08:59 AM
- PETA Launching Boycott of KFC - Posted on 01/06/03 @ 01:44 PM
- Seniors get a kick out of underwater vibrator part of sex class - Posted on 01/06/03 @ 09:39 AM
- 5-year-old drives drunken mom home - Posted on 01/06/03 @ 09:22 AM
- Record broken for smashing concrete blocks into groin - Posted on 01/06/03 @ 09:08 AM
- "Hi Jim, we're being held hostage. Call me." - Posted on 01/06/03 @ 09:02 AM
- How Does MSIE run so fast? - Posted on 01/05/03 @ 02:09 PM
- What's worse: TV Newscasters or Politicians? - Posted on 01/05/03 @ 02:03 PM
- New Site Features - Posted on 01/05/03 @ 12:58 PM
- Site Maintenence - Posted on 01/04/03 @ 04:35 PM
- What would happen if you wore a name tag all the time? - Posted on 01/04/03 @ 03:51 PM
- Computer security experts say that RIAA website keeps getting hacked because it's being run by idiots - Posted on 01/04/03 @ 10:52 AM
- Talk about the easiest job in the world - Posted on 01/04/03 @ 10:45 AM
- Ohio State Wins! - Posted on 01/04/03 @ 10:24 AM
- It's no wonder people are unemployed... - Posted on 01/03/03 @ 12:42 PM
- When your server gets pummeled, it asks for help - Posted on 01/03/03 @ 09:37 AM
- Making Love at a Dart Match - Posted on 01/03/03 @ 09:30 AM
- The HMO Restaurant - Posted on 01/03/03 @ 09:23 AM
- How about some Bald Eagle for that special meal? - Posted on 01/02/03 @ 04:46 PM
- Wired's Vaporware List for 2002 - Posted on 01/02/03 @ 03:57 PM
- Banned Words - Posted on 01/02/03 @ 12:29 PM
- How come I never got to do cool things like this in college? - Posted on 01/02/03 @ 12:02 PM
- A boob job could save your life - Posted on 01/01/03 @ 06:46 PM
- Celebs that you don't want to mess with - Posted on 01/01/03 @ 06:42 PM
- "Hi, my name is Ass...Jack Ass" - Posted on 01/01/03 @ 01:39 PM
- How fast is your connection? - Posted on 01/01/03 @ 01:23 PM
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