UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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I always knew there was something wrong with that big purple dinosaur. I really not going to let my daughter watch it now. It scared me enough as it was.
madman said on 12/27/02 @ 03:51 PM: Die Barney Die!
Anns said on 11/10/03 @ 11:42 AM: seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
Anonim said on 11/29/04 @ 02:48 PM: I dont know...i think barney is a kool sex symbol...if it wasn´t for the purple skin...i could have sex with him! o.O
Its PURPLE!!!! ITS BARNEY!!!! Why do you hate barney?! its like hating a...a...nazi?
Well, IT'S BARNEY!! You're freakys!...Barney its really a good Sex symbol and die who tell me the contrie >__
floor said on 03/17/07 @ 03:41 PM: se la re come barney=barney is gayyyyyyyyy and he likes eating "THE BANANA" ;)
seargeant slaughter said on 06/19/07 @ 06:29 AM: the barney song take 2
i love you you love me
barney had hot sex with me
.............
sucker of the balls said on 06/19/07 @ 06:38 AM: purple freaks = me pissed of
me pissed off =50caliber machien gun
50caliber machien gun = dead barney