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Translating the 12,000-page UN Report on Iraq so Bush Can Understand It

H. Bruce Miller is a columnist for a local community site, Bend.com (he was a former Bulletin columnist, I remember). He recently wrote a hillarious column, translating the 12,000-page UN report on Iraq into language George W. Bush can understand: Dr. Suess.

Full Column Here.

A sample:

I am Saddam.
Saddam I am.

I am the ruler of Iraq,
The country that you would attack.

You are Bush.
Bush you are.
The fame of you has spread afar.

Posted by Jake on 12/16/02 @ 11:51 AM
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