Translating the 12,000-page UN Report on Iraq so Bush Can Understand It
H. Bruce Miller is a columnist for a local community site, Bend.com (he was a former Bulletin columnist, I remember). He recently wrote a hillarious column, translating the 12,000-page UN report on Iraq into language George W. Bush can understand: Dr. Suess.
Full Column Here.
I am Saddam.
Saddam I am.
I am the ruler of Iraq,
The country that you would attack.
You are Bush.
Bush you are.
The fame of you has spread afar.