UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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bob said on 10/16/03 @ 04:19 PM: hey iw ant some poo deliverd to my door step right away thanx your truly
bob
Bennny Boy said on 12/26/03 @ 10:59 AM: I eat hot poo freshly from the microwave for snacks.
divad said on 01/05/04 @ 04:41 PM: poo is good. m'kay?
Nameless One said on 03/28/04 @ 07:00 PM: u all have something seriously wrong with u! u feral ppl!
shaz said on 05/17/04 @ 01:15 PM: i like poo also.sloppier the better :)
sophie said on 06/02/04 @ 02:30 AM: poo ROX!!!!!!! poo eats poo!!!!!!! this guy @ my skool eats poo!!!!!!! he's gay!!!!!
sophie said on 06/02/04 @ 02:31 AM: i liv in aus!!
jamil said on 08/04/05 @ 04:15 PM: where i come from poo is a sacred icon and all people must eat 3 kilos a day, moslty sweltering straight from the can
FAECES MAN said on 09/29/05 @ 02:38 AM: hey man, lets not diss the poo. yes aus is cool, and perth is the best.
when i shart (try to pull out fart too hard) i like to save renmants and feed to younger brother.
best served blended with bit of O.J
froggy said on 11/04/05 @ 05:11 AM: i eat poo, Mmm...slosy moshy poopie woopie in my mouth with carrotts james dadge is ginger hahaha!!! i pwn all u noobs!!
paul said on 11/25/05 @ 02:52 PM: i love poo for breakfast and lunch even tea and wash it down with a lage glass off piss. hot or cold poo is the best!!!
x liggy x said on 03/27/06 @ 02:13 AM: i fancy your poo its greener than mine x
gdksdfyufjdh said on 10/14/06 @ 09:03 PM: i think poo is brilliant!!!!!!go poo ,go poo ,go p
Poo mainiac said on 10/14/06 @ 09:05 PM: i agree wif da dude.Go poo go poo go poo ............................................
Poopy shit said on 10/14/06 @ 09:07 PM: yo yo wassupp poo lovas.i lov poo and so do you!!!!!!!Wahoo go poo go poo Yeahhhhh
Hot poo lova said on 10/14/06 @ 09:10 PM: Poo is da best. i have it 4 brekkie lunch 'n' tea
piss pot said on 10/14/06 @ 09:17 PM: u guys r suckas coz piss is best
Nameless One said on 05/15/07 @ 03:51 PM: has any one had there dinner pissed on before you eat it ??
stephen-g said on 05/15/07 @ 03:53 PM: my girl pises on my carpet and i love her doing it...i want her to piss on my pork before i eat it.. she spits on it ,but i want piss on it ..any advise ??
stephstephen_gen-g said on 05/15/07 @ 03:56 PM: bye the way ,its a newish carpet and i do clean and shampoo it clean. i have photo of me or her if your interested. byeee