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I'm bored at work

I'm sitting here waiting for my twinky laptop to chunk away at a batch process in Photoshop, so I'll use my other computer to post some fun stuff from Fark:

  • Who Wants to Marry a Penniless Ditch Digger?
  • Doctor prescribes 20,000 doses of painkillers to a patient in a single year
  • Father really doesn't want his daughter working at a strip club
  • Director of Lord Of The Rings is starting to look like a hobbit
  • Bandit is breaking into places and only stealing gumballs
  • TV network plans NASCAR reality show - pickled egg, pork rind companies vie for product placement gold mine
  • Cheerleader kicked off squad for taking ACT
  • Burger King man caught selling cocaine from drive-through
  • Man getting $158 for every batch of condoms he and his girlfriend use
  • Top 10 gas guzzlers - and most of them are GM Cars

    Posted by Jake on 12/09/02 @ 04:39 PM
    Posted in Funny | 5 Comments | Permalink
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    5 Comments

    MB said on 08/24/04 @ 10:41 AM:
    Nice work on all the broken links.

    Jake said on 08/24/04 @ 10:44 AM:
    Nice work on posting on an entry that's two years old.

    dan said on 10/18/04 @ 04:50 AM:
    Who are they, those strange people who pop up in your photo album? The bloke you've drunkenly got your arm around, the girl who walked into shot just as the flash went off. www.thatwasme.net is all about matching people up with their random photo buddies. Not much to see now, but it could get big.

    The Strange eBay Blog said on 09/05/05 @ 10:08 AM:
    Hi,
    Being out on disability and with a lot of time on my hands, I decided to put together a little site where people can go to peek at all the bizarre auctions going on over at eBay...enjoy!

    sdsdsfdf said on 11/17/06 @ 04:03 AM:
    dfdsf

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