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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21003 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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"The secret to a happy family is a powerful bathroom fan"That was a direct quote from this funny column in the Post-Gazette. Quoted: I have to admit he was right. He could evacuate the entire apartment on Sunday morning. It was almost like a religious ritual -- he'd come out of the bathroom, close the door behind him, still reading the sports pages, and Mom would wrap a towel around her face and swear into it: "Oh God, what did you do? Lord, what is that smell? Mother Mary, deliver us from this cloud of evil!" 1 CommentElise Burke said on 04/11/05 @ 07:42 AM:Wow i sure would love to go into your bathroom, i could watch you all day or even better tape you so i can get a repeat performance! Thanks for getting me so hot today! Elise Post a comment |
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