About This Site
Originally, Jake Ortman created a blog at jake.orty.com as a personal site that would host his resume, portfolio, and the like, but it's slowly blossomed into something bigger, and he's decided to split things up a bit -- resume, portfolio and all that fun stuff, over at his personal site while the blog that everybody has come to love will be posted at UtterlyBoring.com. The site you see now is a result of that split.
UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 32-year-old dad, percussionist, wanna-be Web programmer/designer, sysadmin, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and graphic designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
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The site will be updated nearly-daily. Typically, if it's not going to be updated, it'll be Friday or Saturday because those are my days off from the day job and I'm not glued in front of my computer those days. I actually like to see my family now and again.
You can search the archives here, and you can post comments at the end of most articles.
You can even donate to our cause by clicking here.
You can e-mail Jake by filling out the contact form on any page on of the site.
And you can receive an e-mail everyday with our headlines by filling out the form at the top right of the page.
If you want to send me a large chunk of cash, send it to:
PO Box 4518
Sunriver, OR 97707
And you can find me on the various IM Networks at the following addresses:
AOL Instant Messenger: jakeortman
Yahoo! Messenger: jake-ortman
MSN Messenger: firstname.lastname@example.org
Jabber/Google Talk: email@example.com
And, as always, you can e-mail me at utterlyboring at gmail dot com (read it, then type it -- we get enough spam).
Thanks for visiting, and I hope you enjoy your stay!